• employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?
  • me: probably just like who I am as a person

princes-heels:

always remember that love will always come back to u. in a different form, different person, different hobby, different touch. but in any way, love will always come back.

mexicanjesuschrist:

cobaltdays:

You walk into my home and I offer you this plate of snacks:

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I eat all of them, bowl included

jeveuxtarevanche:

interrupting conversations to point at dogs in public

zerosuit:

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

"I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this."
— I repost this every time it comes up on my dash. Because I need this reminder several times a day. (via amandaq62)
  • me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

kushandwizdom:

lonniiii:

I prefer a “baby Im busy right now but I’ll call you as soon as I get a chance” rather than 8 hours with no text back and a sorry ass excuse

Simple considerate shit..

papertownsy:
“ Today’s OCtober 3rd!
” papertownsy:
“ Today’s OCtober 3rd!
”

papertownsy:

Today’s OCtober 3rd!

saltfishandbake:

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

witchbum:

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person