uhmeliamay:

*casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*

"You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you."
— One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via firecannotkillabadwolf)
"What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense."
— Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis (via tasiturn)

         

(via scntrx)

(Source: plaudertascherei)

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

(Source: mangacartaholygrail)

"I’m proud of you and I love you; you will be okay."
— something you should tell yourself every day because you should be and you should do, and you really will be. (via metamorphosisofmeg)

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

thelilnan:

tis the season

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: evolved-emo)

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(Source: fauxpasdreams)

"

There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

"
ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day  Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day  Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

walt-disney-paris:

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: verticalism)

unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted